Why Bears Need Cookies
Bears hold an unbridled rage toward the human race because of the way they are treated by us. This anger increases bear attacks on hikers. Our team is setting out to feed these bears cookies. It’s been proven that 90% of bear attacks are stopped by giving a bear a cookie.
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Honey Cookie
Our Honey Cookie, is made of delicious honey and comes fresh from the hive. We buy all our honey from small business.
Salmon Cookie
Our Salmon Cookie, is made of the finest, fresh caught salmon, from the Pacific North West.
Blueberry Cookie
Our Blue Berry Cookies, from newly picked blueberries. We get our blueberries from small farms.
The Bears Anger
Our team sets out to calm the bear population’s anger toward us. After discussing matters with the bears we found three reasons why those bears are angry. One, Global warming and deforestation destroying their natural habitat, two, bears have been forced to perform in circuses, and three not enough cookies. These cookies not only alleviate bear stress but they bring hope to the bear communities. The hope that things can and will get better.
Testimonial
Brown Bear
“I was angry and then I ate a cookie. Now I’m not angry any more.”
-Brown Bear
Panda Bear
“I like the cookies, I can’t wait for a bamboo flavor to come out. I guess I’m less angry now that I’ve eaten something.”
-Panda Bear
Polar Bear
“I’m way less angry than before. Now I can communicate with the humans with out wanting to attack them!”
-Polar Bear
Bobby Bear
“I Love these cookies! Whenever I get a pack of them I start feeling incredibly relaxed. I definitely feel less angry.”
-Bobby Bear